ITV are celebrating 50 years of broadcasting. I think this is the schedule:

• 1800 - 1900
  Celebrity Desert Storm - How will the celebs cope when taken for basic weapons training? See the hilarious results when white supremacist Lee encounters his first Saudi!
• 1900 - 1910
  News - Includes an insightful report into Dale Winton’s drinking habits at university, as well as footage of Evangeline Lilly at a premiere.
• 1910 - 2000
  Tonight with Trevor Mcdonald - The current affairs show tonight delves into the macabre and shocking world of local cake baking contests.
• 2000 - 2100
  I’m Covered in Shit! - The latest installment from the pig farm. Tonight, with the sex-change operation complete, how will the group react to Sandra’s new look? Mix in a surprise vodka delivery and it’s a night in the sty for Brian!
• 2100 - 2145
  The Bill - With special guest star Jordan. It’s curtains for the entire CID team as a suicide bomber hits Sun Hill.
• 2145 - 0000
  Celebrity Awards 2005 - The wait is finally over! Which celeb has the best backside? Who’s the biggest bitch? Live coverage of the tears and tiaras.
• 0000 - 0030
  The Making of Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit - Includes entire plot spoilers!