ITV at 50

ITV are celebrating 50 years of broadcasting. I think this is the schedule:

  • 1800 – 1900
    Celebrity Desert Storm – How will the celebs cope when taken for basic weapons training? See the hilarious results when white supremacist Lee encounters his first Saudi!
  • 1900 – 1910
    News – Includes an insightful report into Dale Winton’s drinking habits at university, as well as footage of Evangeline Lilly at a premiere.
  • 1910 – 2000
    Tonight with Trevor Mcdonald – The current affairs show tonight delves into the macabre and shocking world of local cake baking contests.
  • 2000 – 2100
    I’m Covered in Shit! – The latest installment from the pig farm. Tonight, with the sex-change operation complete, how will the group react to Sandra’s new look? Mix in a surprise vodka delivery and it’s a night in the sty for Brian!
  • 2100 – 2145
    The Bill – With special guest star Jordan. It’s curtains for the entire CID team as a suicide bomber hits Sun Hill.
  • 2145 – 0000
    Celebrity Awards 2005 – The wait is finally over! Which celeb has the best backside? Who’s the biggest bitch? Live coverage of the tears and tiaras.
  • 0000 – 0030
    The Making of Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit – Includes entire plot spoilers!