My computer is in a complete state of funk atm, so I’m reinstalling windows repeatedly whilst swapping hardware in and out to try and fix the problems. In the meantime, here’s a jolly ditty:

I once knew a farmer who lived in a tree,
Though closer to nature, he suffered cold knees.
The red tasty berries were just out of reach,
But that’s what you get when you sleep in a beech

Wordsworthian, I think you’ll agree.