Mope mope mope. Andrew’s cunning tips for mope-avoidance:
Get the hell out of bed
Get some breakfast
Get up as soon as you wake or you’ll just lie there moping. Make sure it’s a substantial breakfast, too - it may take a while to kick in, but you’ll feel much better once it does.
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