Megan = High dog of the Sith

This is Obi-Wan as of a few weeks ago, as part of an as-yet-unedited and extremely silly 1-minute movie:

Obi-Wan and Batman

This is Obi-wan today:

Dead Obi-wan

Even Darth Vader couldn’t manage that. On the other hand, think how much Megan would have 0wned Anakin at the end of Episode III.

(in hindsight, there are as many ways in which that sentence is complete nonsense are there are the opposite)