Things I dreamt about last night

  • I was in front of a group of people and had to put my contact lenses in. I was nervous about doing it with an audience, and ended up attempting to insert a 50p piece instead.
  • I was playing computer games when I realised it was dark. I walked over to turn on the light and suddenly got terribly scared. I couldn’t see anything, and when I reached for the switch I instead felt a hand, which abruptly clamped over my mouth and tried to kill me. And you know what? It was Ben. Don’t do that, Ben. I actually woke up with a yell, which hasn’t happened for years.

It’s a good job that dream analysis is a load of crap, or I’d be carted away.