Old but Still Crazy

We just saw a very old couple coming down the drive. A rather old man was pushing a woman in a wheelchair, who only stood up when they got to the front door. Dad answered, unsure if he was meant to know who they were, and the man said “Hello, sir, I’d like to talk to you about some of the shocking events that are happening in the world today”. Yep, they were Jehovah’s Witnesses. The manipulative little zealots. Yeah, it could be sheer chance that they use people one would feed badly about arguing with, but I rather doubt that. I’d probably have thought twice before disagreeing, but I imagine my sheer dislike of their particular brand of muppetry would have won over in the end. I have a humanist speech printed out somewhere around here, actually…Thankfully Dad told them we were rather busy and couldn’t spare the time.