More Dave Gorman than Peter Jackson

When I said it was Gandalf-life, I was in fact lying. Ladies may wish to seat themselves before clicking on the previous link – it may be too much for you. Guys too, actually.

Don’t let that sight put you off donating, though! Many thanks to all the splendiferous donatees thus far, but it’s not enough! We need more! Come on, I know you can do it…