21 Minutes of Kak

Well, I just started watching ’29 Minutes of Fame’ – a panel show on BBC1. It was fronted by Bob Mortimer, and the theme was celebrities. It’s rather a shame, because I could have spent those 21 minutes attempting to remove my scrotum with the end of a biro. When I eventually hit the off button the panellists were in the middle of the ‘impersonate a celebrity having sex’ game. I’m now going in search of something to convince my brain not to shut down in despair.