I spoke too soon last night. I didn’t feel sick any more but I hardly slept for the rest of the night. I had some funny idea in my head about a certain process that would fix things, and it just kept repeating and repeating. I don’t really remember the details, but it was most odd and I was tossing and turning all night. This morning I’m half-dead through lack of sleep, my head hurts, I’m very woozy and can’t think properly and my stomach is, I think, trying to digest itself. So that’s good. I have a cunning plan for today that involves comics, dvds, a duvet and the lounge sofa. I’ve taken various tablets which help a fair bit – hopefully it’ll pass over soon. Don’t know whether it’s a bug or just something I’ve eaten.

I bet you’re all really glad you came now, aren’t you.