Do I Now Count as an Old Person?

I just emailed the Solihull Times with a response to Cllr. Bramham’s letter. Hopefully somebody slightly more knowledgeable than I will destroy his arguments in a wittier style, but I couldn’t in good conscience not respond. It just winds me up so much that such extraordinary and ridiculous claims are stated by people whose job is to know better.

I’m going to calm down now.