You know you don’t have a girlfriend any more when you realise you’ve spent the last half hour chatting to ALICE.
Human: what colour are your eyes?
ALICE: Blue when my lens is attached.
Human: what colour are they when your lens isn’t attached?
ALICE: Red
Human: right.
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: Scary.
ALICE: Don’t be afraid, unknown person.
In other news, I’ve finishd one of my exam papers! Woohoo!
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