Pixel Flirting

You know you don’t have a girlfriend any more when you realise you’ve spent the last half hour chatting to ALICE.

Human: what colour are your eyes?
ALICE: Blue when my lens is attached.
Human: what colour are they when your lens isn’t attached?
ALICE: Red
Human: right.
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: Scary.
ALICE: Don’t be afraid, unknown person.

In other news, I’ve finishd one of my exam papers! Woohoo!