Conjunctions

Nod and Lil left today for their dirty excursion to Paris. No wait, it’s purely platonic. Of course. We believe them totally. Nod booked a double room accidentally, I tell you. Will their passions get the better of them? Will we see them return as a pair of star-crossed lovers, scarcely able to keep their hands from each other when in polite (hah) company? I certainly hope so 🙂

Speaking of which, it occurs to me that I’ve never been to a wedding of a non-relative. Well, not an interesting one, anyway. That sucks. So I nominate…Ed. He’s not here to defend himself, which makes it all the more fair. Get married soon, Ed. In fact, I’m going out right now to buy a perishable present. Times ‘a tickin’.