Es regnet. I should be doing some OU…but i’m not. I shall get my act together shortly. Perhaps.
I was listening to the Jonathan Ross show earlier, and the weekly quiz came on. One of the contestants was taking part while his wife was in labour! Only ten minute contractions apparently, though he wouldn’t reveal the size of the dilation. Apparently she’d been going since the eurovision match on Thursday. Blimey. Still, it’s not like it’s that painful. I mean come on. Earlier today my hand slipped as I was resting on it and I poked myself in the eye. It hurt. I nearly lost my contact lens. That’s gotta be comparable to having a 3.5kg baby tear its way out of your vagina.
My case rests.