Too Little Zing, Too Much Bling

The Grand Prix yesterday was the first I’d watched the whole way through for a long time. Not that I have anything against Michael Schumacher – he’s obviously the best driver in the world, perhaps ever – but his superiority doesn’t make for interesting races. However Monaco’s kinda pretty and the race quickly became exciting enough to warrant watching it all. It would have been even more interesting had I known that in order to publicise Ocean’s 12, a £200,000 diamond was implanted into the front of the Jaguar nosecone. Unfortunately said Jaguar crashed out on the first corner…and lost the nosecone. There’s still no sign of the diamond. Now, obviously people have lost out badly here, but it’s still pretty damn funny 🙂