Silly silly silly

Did you know that 56.3% of statistics are made up on the spot? Just sometimes you know that something being reported is totally untrue. I present a case of this to you now. To these scientists I say: “Don’t be so ridiculous!”. Unless by ‘too much’ they mean ‘once’. Because the two are, in this case, interchangeable.

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