Ballistic Duck Bill

I opened Eudora this morning to find a bill from O2. It was a bit over my “regular” £25 monthly payments, which amused me, since I haven’t made any calls on it. After a minute or so of telling people this new titbit of information, I realised that I had Kate’s York IMAP account open by mistake, so it wasn’t my bill at all. Phew ๐Ÿ™‚ I then spotted that a bill had in fact arrived in my ‘Mobile’ folder, so had a look.

£101.06.

That’s pretty impressive for a phone I’ve never used, don’t you think? So have they given me a duplicate number, or did my phone disappear en route back to them? Whichever, I’ve cancelled the direct debit from my account. They’ve already had £200 of my money, that’s enough for one decade ๐Ÿ™‚

Whoever’s using the phone is a damn heavy user, considering you get 500texts and 100mins free. I have all the numbers they’ve called, too.

UPDATE: First recorded voice call on the bill was on the 1st December…I didn’t send it back until the 5th. So it didn’t get lost en route; a cloned number, maybe? Or duplicate?