Monday Musings

I think I’ve finally discovered what’s making IE revert to ‘smaller’ size text…it’s whenever I lock the computer (Windows Key + L). I haven’t mentioned that particular problem before, so those of you who hang on my every word need not fret.

Huh:

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You won’t be reading this for a bit then. This means I can write whatever I like! Sadly, I have no dark and mysterious past to reveal in a shock revelation. Were I to be a car, I think I’d be a bubble car. Do you think Calista Flockhart is really a Ford Escort? Never mind. Here’s a report on contortionists that manages to use quite a lot of words to say not a lot. Actually, this reminds me of an event from my dark and mysterious past…I was actually engaged to a contortionist for a time. But she broke it off.