Uganda photos: finished
I finally finished processing the Uganda photos/videos this afternoon. Hooray! It is quite the relief, not least because now they're in the cloud I can stop worrying about hard drive failures taking out my summer's work.
Much as I love Flickr, I have to admit it's easier to browse the shots on Facebook. FB's new album layout makes everything look pretty, and the refresh-less Next/Previous is very pleasant. Flickr has the edge in pretty much everything - quality, information, accessibility - but FB is hard to beat for quick browsing. The albums (of selected shots) are here if you've a login. If not: Mustard Seed School, Humanist Academy, Isaac Newton School, Elsewheres.
Everything's neater on Flickr, though, and there are far more images: the collected albums are here, with just the highlights here.
I'm pleased with how the photos turned out, and hopefully the Uganda Humanist Schools Trust will find them useful. After six weeks of editing it's easy to notice the mistakes, and the shots I didn't take, but that's just all the more incentive for next time. I was hoping to go back to Uganda before the end of the year, but I don't think that's going to happen - no money, for a start, and finding the time would be tough. But I'll make sure the schools get prints of all the shots.
The plan is to have an exhibition - with the focus on raising money for the schools - early next year. With a bit of luck I've now taken all the images for my final major project, too - I just need to sell it to my tutors.
ISS
I think this is the first time I've knowingly seen the ISS. It didn't last long, and faded during the exposure - it's actually moving upwards here.
FYI twisst.nl can alert you of upcoming ISS passes for your location, via twitter. It does seem to work well.
Start as you mean to go on
According to the midwife, my imminent niece/nephew has oriented him/herself upside down, with one arm out in front. He/she is planning to enter the world like Superman.
This kid is going to be awesome.
The Dark Tower
I've just finished Stephen King's Dark Tower series. The seven books took about 18 months, though not at a straight run, and it's probably the longest I've ever had an unfinished story in my head. It's curious how those neurons have had nothing to do for the past few days - every evening I keep expecting to continue the story, and have to remind myself it's done. And then I spend a couple of moments marvelling that he actually pulled it off. Stephen King's 30-year project somehow works as a coherent story, which is a hell of a thing.
The Dark Tower series is based on the Robert Browning poem "Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came", and follows the eponymous Roland in his quest for the Dark Tower - the universal linchpin of life, light and time. The world has moved on - the sun no longer consistently rises in the east, the landscape is littered with the remnants of long forgotten civilisations, their incomprehensible atomic technologies slowly degrading into rusty death, and the last hope, the Dark Tower, is tottering, tottering under the forces of darkness. And into the desert steps Roland, the last gunslinger - a man lacking imagination, friends, and any kind of sense of humour, but stubborn as shit and battle-hardened after hundreds of years in pursuit of his one, simple goal: reaching the Tower, and climbing to the room at the top. The series defies standard categorisation, and the best description I've heard came from @backoffman, who called it a scifi fantasy western. There are more than a few touches of horror, too, and it all swirls into something quite different from anything I've read before. And I enjoyed it greatly.
I can't recommend it to everyone. Stephen King's writing style is to make up the story as he goes along - he says as such in the introductions - which means his plots often turn upon dreams, intuition and psychic powers, and so the Dark Tower series, like many of his books, are straight stories rather than mysteries for the reader to solve. Some people don't like that, and I can sympathise. That said, he only weaves tales in which dreams, intuition and psychic powers are allowable plot devices, so it kinda works itself out. I am one of those people who generally rolls his eyes when magic makes a book unpredictable, but I've read enough King to know awesomeness will follow, and I'm happy to set aside the occasional happy coincidence. It's worth it. The story is excellent, but here, as ever, his major strength is his characterisation. He somehow manages to take flawed, not-always-likeable people and slowly, darkly, have them befriend me - and then one of them will die horribly and it's bloody awful. I hate him.
Stephen King calls the series as the overarching story of his career, to the extent that many of his non-Dark-Tower books actually link in in some way - some overtly, some just subtly, and some I undoubtedly didn't pick up on - so it's a feast of nostalgia for King fans. There's a moment towards...well, I won't say where...but I expect many people have reached it, realised what's about to be revealed, and said something along the lines of "Not that bastard again." With properly vitriolic emphasis on bastard. The series took three decades to write, and finishing was it King's first duty after recovering from a near fatal car accident in 1999 - he didn't want the series to be his Edwin Drood, he says, so he got the final three books written. Such was his relief at finishing that for a while he spoke of retiring, believing his biggest, most important tale was done. Happily he seems to have gotten over that.
I think the final three Dark Tower books are a tour de force, but reaching them obviously requires getting through the first. Which, unfortunately, I didn't find easy. It drops you in at the deep end, and you have to spend 240 pages in a baffling world with an obsessed cowboy who doesn't actually seem very nice. But if you force your way through - and thanks to @grimsb and @backoffman for keeping me going at this point - the second is far more readable, and everything's fine from then on. But that is a barrier, and I suspect it's why the series isn't as widely read as the rest of his catalogue. But but but: read The Gunslinger again at the end of the series and it's a completely different, much more enjoyable book - knowing the characters as you do, you see their actions in a completely different light. Quite an odd experience.
I deliberately haven't said much about the plot, as I think it's best to go in blind. I'd say don't even read the blurbs - they're always a bit spoilerful. If the above tempts you, try to get through the first even if you're not enjoying it, then see what you think of the second. I'm happy to lend them out.
Upcoming events
Just to say I'm photographing at quite a few secular/skepticky events over the next month, in various cities. If anyone's at / around any of these, it'd be cool to meet up. I'll nag closer to the time, but I'm currently booked for:
- Protest the Pope debate on the topic of "The Papal Visit should not be a State Visit". AC Grayling and Peter Tatchell vs. Austen Ivereigh and Christopher Jamison.
Wednesday 1st September. London. Conway Hall.
- Come along to the Department of Health and become a registered practitioner of Old Wives’ Traditional Medicine. Sense about Science are highlighting the Department of Health's proposed regulatory scheme for traditional medicine practitioners that doesn't check whether the practitioner has any medical training, nor whether the medicine works.
Wednesday 8th September. London. Department of Health, Whitehall.
- Relief-o-matic comedy show, raising money for AIDS prevention and relief projects. Robin Ince, Ed Byrne, Natalie Haynes, Ben Goldacre, plus special guests.
Monday 13th September. London. Bloomsbury Theatre.
- Nope Pope: The Party. This is going to be an interesting one. Live music, dancing, deity-free weddings from 'Pope Steve', and fancy dress prizes.
Friday 17th September. London. Conway Hall.
- The big Protest the Pope march / rally. Starts Hyde Park at 1pm, then marches through Picadilly and Trafalgar Square to Downing Street.
Saturday 18th September. London. Hyde Park.
- BHA Liberal Democrat Conference Fringe Event. Discussion on 'What role, if any, does faith have in the 'Big Society'?'.
Sunday 19th September. Liverpool. Liverpool Hilton.
- BHA Labour Party Conference 'No-prayer' breakfast. Tea. Coffee. Secular pastries.
Tuesday 28th September. Manchester. Manchester Central.
- BHA Conservative Party Conference Event. A panel discussion on faith, multiculturalism and the 'Big Society', with Q&A.
Tuesday 5th October. Birmingham. Hyatt Regency.
- BHA Holyoake Lecture. Professor John Harris speaks on 'Taking the "human" out of Humanism'.
Thursday 21st October. Manchester. St Peter's House, Precinct Centre.
Questival 2010
Last Friday I headed up to Yorkshire for the Questival camping weekend. It was aimed at skeptics / agnostics / atheists / freethinkers / whatever rationality-based label people wish to apply, and I was one of the organisers.
I hadn't been camping for years, which is no kind of excuse for forgetting my sleeping bag. The one damn thing I had to remember for our tent, and it didn't even cross my mind until late evening, when I was able to sheepishly borrow one. I began to doubt my competence at this point, a concern not helped by then only getting an hour's sleep on the first night. I'm fairly practised at not sleeping, and knew I'd be fine for a day, if not at my sharpest. Which was slightly annoying, as there was lots to do.
Round-table discussions on atheism, humanism and skepticism (I missed these due to buying food, so will skilfully and imperceptibly gloss over them) were followed by rounders, which our team won by approx. a billion to six, because we a) rocked b) changed the rules halfway through. Then came my skeptical quiz, which went over pretty well despite being a bit too formal. It was only 90mins, but felt long - in hindsight I should have made it much more relaxed, and probably had it in the bar. Still, it's got to be one of the few times in history Immanuel Kant has been mentioned in the same context as a giant penis painted on a roof, so that's something for the CV. People seemed to enjoy it, happily - I'll put it online soon.
Our guest speakers were Skepchick founder Rebecca Watson and comedian Iszi Lawrence, and I was asked to introduce Rebecca. I'm generally comfortable speaking in front of people, and had already run the aforementioned quiz, but Ms Watson is a skeptical hero of mine and I got weirdly nervous - I was actually shaking a little and had to read my intro (I usually memorise these things). Anyway, she and Iszi Lawrence were hilarious and easily had the room of 20 people enthralled - at one point during their joint Q&A they and we completely lost it over something to do with whale shit. You had to be there. I didn't even think to take a photo of said moment, which is a rare state for me.
Unlike the wet and cold Friday night, Saturday was clear for Perseid-gazing, and a few people stayed up until 3ish, apparently getting quite a decent display. I skipped this in favour of a blessedly solid night's sleep. Next morning we headed out to climb and picnic at Malham Cove, one of those places where you wish you knew a bit more about geology - the cracked limestone 'pavement' at the top is pretty bizarre - before realising you don't have to as there are signs which explain it all. We left just as the approaching storm began to make itself known, and on the way back drove past the Morecock Inn, then later the Ye Olde Naked Man Cafe, situated upsettingly close to the Singing Kettle Restaurant. We didn't laugh at any of these, though, because we are adults.
I had a good time, and feedback has been positive. Everybody got on, and the whole thing was nicely relaxed. Overall, really pleasant - we're planning to do it again next year.
What to do after the iPhone 3G
My iPhone is failing. The iOS4 update transformed my pixie-infused shinymagic joystudio into a crash-prone epically-slow notworkybox, and I am cross. Happily, my contract is up, and cash4phones reckon they'll pay £157 for my 3G, which will happily cover whatever replacement I like1. But I don't know what to like.
The obvious replacement is the iPhone4. It's undeniably a lovely thing, but I'm not terribly inclined towards a phone which might, in 2 years, degrade to the point of uselessness because Apple don't care / want me to upgrade. That said, the iPhone4 camera is gorgeous - and this is no small feature for me. And the phone is (right now) stupid fast. And the screen is great. And I'm already invested in the app store. And I actually quite like the iTunes integration, despite the myriad flaws. But, there's Android.
I used an Android phone recently and it was lovely - all the cool stuff I'm missing out on suddenly seemed very important. Google satnav, proper-not-crippled-by-Apple-for-no-apparent-reason Google Latitude; Swype keyboard inputs; being able to customise most of the phone. But it's much buggier than iOS, by all accounts, and the current cameras (and hardware generally) are a generation behind the iPhone. Sure I can wait for the next awesomephone that's always just around the corner, but you can always do that.
I would have happily moved to an iPhone4 had Apple not treated their 3G customers so shoddily. Hmph. Will pop into a phone store and have a play with everything on offer, or maybe just get an iPad and a massive retro handset.
- this seems a little good to be true, and I'm concerned someone somewhere poor is getting ripped off - anyone know? [↩]
Off to Questival
Quite excited as I'm off to Questival this morning - a camping trip for skeptics / atheists / humanists / freethinkers / rationalists / anybody who fancies it. I'm on the organising committee, and it's been good fun getting everything ready - even if the last couple of days have been a bit manic. Iszi Lawrence and Rebecca Watson are coming along to provide skeptical awesomeness, and there are lots of activities planned, including games, Perseid viewing, attempting to cook on the BBQ, plenty of socialising, and the Invisible Unicorn Challenge. Weather looks erm, tricksy. Right, off to pick up provisions.
Sherlock post-mortem
If I ever die in mysterious circumstances, promise me you'll hack my blog and post this:
Ta.
How to look good on dating websites: ask a photographer
This is quite exciting: dating site OkCupid took half a million profile pictures, asked three million people to choose between two randomly chosen examples, and ran the stats on the resulting photos' EXIF data.
I know!
No really. This is seriously interesting. Even taking into account my current state of mind. Because there's lots of advice in photography, particularly when it comes to portraits, and it all seems valid and reasonable and important until you show a bunch of pictures to somebody and they immediately reach for the dodgy one. The one where you had no choice but to fire the flash in someone's face. The one where you're shooting a woman from below because some dude was in the way and that was your only option. The one where the subject is blurred, but it's the only shot you have of that particular moment. And this obviously dubious photograph turns out to be someone's favourite shot, because it captures something personal to them that you couldn't possibly know. This seems to happen all the time. And you start to wonder how important all the advice really is.
I once saw a photographer's email signature that said "photographers like composition, non-photographers like smiles", and sometimes I wonder if that's the best tip I've ever heard. What's needed is some actual data. And OkCupid is the perfect place to look, as dating profiles are modern portraits' raison d'être.
I'll skip to the conclusion: it's good news for photographers. Everything that should be true about portrait photography turns out to actually be true. OkCupid have proper analysis, but I'll unashamedly yoink the headlines:
- SLRs take more attractive photos than point & shoots. Camera phones are a long way behind1.
- Direct flash sucks.
- Low apertures (which blur the background) are seriously effective.
- People look better during the golden hour - the soft, golden light just after sunrise and just before sunset.
None of which is a big surprise to portrait photographers, but this should be a big deal. The evidence up to now has always been anecdotal. Actual numbers = win. OkCupid's methodology seems reasonable, with the standard internet-survey caveats, and the numbers are enormous. It's nice when the humanities can play in grown-up world for a bit.
There's lots more you could do with such a dataset. Another classic portrait tip is never, ever to use a wide-angle lens2 as it makes people's noses look huge, amongst other distortions. This seems true, but I'd love to see the data. However, taking into account different sensor sizes would be a nightmare, and I can see why OkCupid didn't go there. Similarly the actual distance from the lens might be interesting, as would white balance (does it make a difference if men have a reddish hue?) and colour analysis generally. I'd also like to see how this gels with the previous - much more surprising - analysis which showed the much derided 'MySpace angle' (taken by holding your camera above your head and looking sultry) is the most successful style of profile shot for women by a long way, even when you control for cleavage.
Also: I wonder if single photographers are ahead of the curve. Hmmm.
Anyway - it seems that, on average, the classic rules of portraiture are valid. This obviously doesn't mean anything for the quirky outlier photos that strike an unknown chord, but it suggests confirmation bias is perhaps playing a large role in my memory - I don't remember the times when people like the photo that follows all the rules, because obviously they would. Portrait photographers can get a 'safe' shot from the old formulas - then you can start to play
...oh, and apparently iPhone users have more sex3. The numbers don't lie, guys.



